Subject: Jokes

lol... =)

I have one about my neighboors, so take it with humour ... ;)

Why do Russians always steel 2 cars in Germany?
Because 1 will be stolen on their way back passing Poland ...

:)))

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked, "Eddy what is your problem?" Eddy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

The teacher had had enough.

She took Eddy to the principal's office.

While Eddy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.

The teacher agreed.

Eddy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Eddy: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Eddy: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.

The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Eddy can go to the third-grade."

The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"

The principal and Eddy both agree.

The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Eddy, after a moment, "Legs."

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!

Eddy replied, "Pockets."

Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Eddy: "Pants"

Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Eddy: Coconut

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,

Eddy was taking charge.

Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
Eddy: Bubblegum

Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.

Eddy: Shake hands

Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Eddy: Yep.

Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Eddy: Tent

Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

Principal was looking restless and bit tense.

Eddy: Wedding Ring

Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Eddy: Nose

Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Eddy: Arrow

Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?
Eddy: Firetruck

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Eddy in the fifth-grade, I missed the last ten questions myself."

:D

hehe smart kid is he lol
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Great :)

I dont think he is smart
just didnt mature proparly :)

-on write tipe of movies and magazines
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haha

Another BSB
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Eskimos are considered as being quite stupid (jokes only) in Lithuania [=

Eskimo buys a cubboard, takes it home and opens it... There is mirror inside, he looks and shouts to his wife: Hey come over here, my brother has come.... She comes looks and says: oh no he has taken that bitc* with him...
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sry for my bad english
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By the way, the word "eskimo" is a really offensive word, if you're talking about the native inhabitants of Greenland and northern Canada.. You should use the word Inuit.

Lollercoaster! :)

Eskimo is slang?

Learn something new everyday

no, eskimo is a word that means something like "meat-eating barbarian".

To call a inuit "eskimo" is as offensive calling a black person "nigger".

Really? That's crazy.

When I think of eskimo I think of some alaskan guy in an igloo.