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Subject: Jokes
You tried to ruin the joke. You failed. Live with it :p
Your joke is not working and so it is impossible to ruin it.
3/4 people who reacted here beg to differ :-)
You tried to ruin the joke. You failed. Live with it :p
that's how it is :-))
that's how it is :-))
Yes, selective perception is a bitch. :)
Us Brits would add Irish to that list to complete the stereotype, mind.
Still made me chuckle.
Still made me chuckle.
dunno why, but I started to think as if it was a puzzle.. " ah, who orders the drink.. hm.. priest, pedophile, rapist... it must be pedophile.. nono, why should a pedophile order drinks.. no folks from his league in the bar.. so.. it must be priest who orders drinks"
and then I noticed the next comments..
and then I noticed the next comments..
A Catholic priest, a Boy Scout leader and a lawyer take some boys out on an adventure trip. On the flight over, there is engine trouble and the plane is about to go down.
"We have a problem", says the pilot. "There are only three parachutes!"
The Boy Scout leader suggests they give them to the boys.
"Screw the boys," shouts the lawyer.
"Is there time?" asks the priest.
"We have a problem", says the pilot. "There are only three parachutes!"
The Boy Scout leader suggests they give them to the boys.
"Screw the boys," shouts the lawyer.
"Is there time?" asks the priest.
3 Celtic fans walk into a bar. A priest, a poof and a paedophile, and that was just the first one.
Now this one was at least gramatically correct. :)
Here's some more. Not fair only the Irish people get joked about :)
Wales, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous...
Q: What do you call a sheep tied to a fence in Wales?
A: A leisure center.
Q: What do you call a Welshman with many girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd.
Q: Did you hear that Welsh people have discovered a new use for sheep?
A: Wool.
Q: Why do Welshmen wear Levi button-fly jeans?
A: Because a sheep can hear a zipper at 100 yards.
Q: Why do Welsh sheep farmers like to screw sheep on the edge of cliffs?
A: Because they push back so nicely.
Here's some more. Not fair only the Irish people get joked about :)
Wales, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous...
Q: What do you call a sheep tied to a fence in Wales?
A: A leisure center.
Q: What do you call a Welshman with many girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd.
Q: Did you hear that Welsh people have discovered a new use for sheep?
A: Wool.
Q: Why do Welshmen wear Levi button-fly jeans?
A: Because a sheep can hear a zipper at 100 yards.
Q: Why do Welsh sheep farmers like to screw sheep on the edge of cliffs?
A: Because they push back so nicely.
Do you know the difference beetween a pedophile and a teacher?
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The pedophile, he loves children.
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The pedophile, he loves children.