Subject: Jokes

Why is a football stadium always cold? It has lots of fans!

Hahaha, nice!

Why does the manager write in forums?

Because he's tired of writing in agony

I find it funny that you're not funny in funny things

So you actually succeeded in finding something then? A congratulations is in order I presume... :-p

How do you make 7 even?

"Take away the s."

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are investigating on a multitude of thefts reported on a camping site.
The first day was not too succesful so they lay down for the night in their sleeping bags.

Sherlock starts the conversation: Watson, if you take a glance at the moon and the stars, what are your first thoughts?
Watson: Well, I am thinking about infinity, interstellar travelling, life beyond our civilisation and, moreover...
Sherlock, interupting: Watson you moron, someone stole our tent!