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Subject: Jokes
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin, get in the car."
Hahahaha )))))
P.S. The best joke I ve ever heard
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P.S. The best joke I ve ever heard
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
“Nothing, it just waived”
“Nothing, it just waived”
Another very lame one:
Why was it so windy in the stadium?
There were a bunch of fans
Why was it so windy in the stadium?
There were a bunch of fans
One day at a pub, 2 men had a discussion which led to a series of misunderstandings...
One man left his seat on the right side of the bar to go to the toilet.
The other man saw his right from the front of the pub to take the seat from the man who just left his seat to go to the toilet.
Then the first man came back from the toilet and saw his seat was taken.
So he approaches the 2nd man and asks if he could have his seat back.
The 2nd man says: ''You've left the seat, so it was not taken anymore. Therefor I saw my right to take the free seat''
And the dialogue continues, but this time it's gotten complicated...
1st man: ''I left my seat, but you didn't had the right to take it''
2nd man: ''You left your right to claim the seat when you left it''
1st man: ''Look man, for me the seat I left is the only right seat''
2nd man: ''You can take that seat at the far right! It's even more right than this seat. Moreover, it's the only seat left!''
1st man: ''But I want no seat that is left! I want this seat, which is right for me!''
2nd man: ''But this seat WAS left, when you left it''
1st man: ''right''
2nd man: ''Nooo! Left!''
1st man: ''huh?''
2nd man: ''Left! right?''
1st man: ''eh...right, I guess...''
2nd man: ''Hey man... don't mess with me! I said LEFT!''
1st man: ''That's right, I heard you the first time!''
2nd man: * getting agitated * ''this is the last time you messed with me!'' * stands up to start a brawl *
1st man: ''Sorry man, but you left me no choice, so I did what I believed was the right thing to do. You left your seat, so I take my right to claim the seat again!''
One man left his seat on the right side of the bar to go to the toilet.
The other man saw his right from the front of the pub to take the seat from the man who just left his seat to go to the toilet.
Then the first man came back from the toilet and saw his seat was taken.
So he approaches the 2nd man and asks if he could have his seat back.
The 2nd man says: ''You've left the seat, so it was not taken anymore. Therefor I saw my right to take the free seat''
And the dialogue continues, but this time it's gotten complicated...
1st man: ''I left my seat, but you didn't had the right to take it''
2nd man: ''You left your right to claim the seat when you left it''
1st man: ''Look man, for me the seat I left is the only right seat''
2nd man: ''You can take that seat at the far right! It's even more right than this seat. Moreover, it's the only seat left!''
1st man: ''But I want no seat that is left! I want this seat, which is right for me!''
2nd man: ''But this seat WAS left, when you left it''
1st man: ''right''
2nd man: ''Nooo! Left!''
1st man: ''huh?''
2nd man: ''Left! right?''
1st man: ''eh...right, I guess...''
2nd man: ''Hey man... don't mess with me! I said LEFT!''
1st man: ''That's right, I heard you the first time!''
2nd man: * getting agitated * ''this is the last time you messed with me!'' * stands up to start a brawl *
1st man: ''Sorry man, but you left me no choice, so I did what I believed was the right thing to do. You left your seat, so I take my right to claim the seat again!''
I just lost like 2min of my life, reading this...
Like, thrown away, just like my comment
Like, thrown away, just like my comment
And THAT was soooooo funny to read! :-p
The best 10 seconds of my life so far this minute!
The best 10 seconds of my life so far this minute!
Ok ok.. another corny one then:
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
I truly love dad jokes. My son (yes, the irony!) came up with this one:
Who runs Old MacDonald’s Farm?
The CIEIO.
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Who runs Old MacDonald’s Farm?
The CIEIO.
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