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2020-02-11 14:48:59
At least you know in advance you're screwed :p
2020-02-11 14:49:15
Start engine, pull the handbrake, hit the gas, repeat. Voila! :))
2020-02-11 14:51:11
Be careful what you wish for, it might just come true :))
2020-02-11 14:53:41
Thats why i call it helpful, imagine an earthquacke, you have to duck, place yourself under a reinforced area like under a doorway or something, under the table, etc. wtf you do when earthquacke hits anyways Meanwhile, if you have the dot, you can hug your beloveds, make some calls, say goodbye to the world. So red dots are amazing. Thats why pornmovies have them too.
2020-02-11 15:01:23
Those sometimes also have black/white squares if from Asia.
Not as positive as red dots :p
2020-02-11 15:08:39
Ah, now I understand the link between pornmovies and earthquakes


2020-02-11 15:11:32
Yeah, it rocks you!
2020-02-11 15:12:24
Ohh, thats racist.
2020-02-11 15:31:45
Somewhat yes



But I do understand red dots in Asia would be a bit confusing, specially when you find yourself standing on top of a Japanese flag or an unknown Indian woman, and have to find shelter fast.

And I would choose the doorway of a small (not occupied) toilet. The downside of a strong heavy wooden table in the middle of a room is that also this table would fall 3 floors down when the floor goes first.
2020-02-11 15:38:37
I guess those advices where to hide are for those who are living in a house. If you live on the 19th floor, the toilet, table and the indian woman goes with you, nomatter where you hide.
2020-02-11 15:39:52
So you say, if a romanian goes to India, and earthquacke hits, he would try to hide in the nearest red dot? :P
2020-02-11 15:53:41
no, when standing in a place with a red dot, Japanese flag or an unknown Indian woman, a Romanian would be the first to know to leave the area. I have no idea what a red dot would mean.

If we in the Netherlands would place red dots in areas that could become deadly when things break down, the whole west of the Netherlands + polders would be 1 big red dot as all is beneath sea level, in some places even 7 meters below sea level.



1 positive note, I would live next to the sea all of the sudden. That must increase the value of my home!! Or at least renting my home to germans would make a lot of money ;)

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2020-02-11 15:57:11
Ohh, no worries, this is Bucharest for example

2020-02-11 15:57:55
I don't think I will come to Bucharest :P
2020-02-11 16:00:40
Yeah, i feel you :))

2020-02-12 08:05:25
the earthquake comes in the moment God wants