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Worship him and instantly turn gay

buddy you look smart but nature is weird

My profile picture is only my avatar to appear to users. They cannot handle my true form.

Tragic? :-p

What I've heard from the ladies it's rather unsatisfactory.

Damn, I'm afraid my free standing fence will look something like this after this storm (named Ciara) is over. Ropes are keeping the swinging to a minimum :(



The other fence between me and neighbors is already broken and leaning against 2 small trees so can't fall down even more.

I wanted to replace all fences a couple of months ago, as the fences nearly survived a seroious storm about a year ago, so they would not break down last autumn or this spring because of new storm.... but stupid me didn't do that.
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small problem, you can have bigger problems

God's farts are indeed insignifiant issues...

casualties of wind have a surgeon precision

Does God have a small penis?

buddy, i am not interested to meet women
you have a big penis, so what? what you will do when you meet God? the penis can save you?

you live on a hierarchy of how women see us, it is wrong
we must think about how God sees us

This isn't about me. I was asking about god's dingding.
But hey, would be nice to tell god "mine is bigger" when I die?

dingding? :))))

it is a known word