The player, although a true prodigy and a future star, was caught with several unrecyclabe plastic bags and bottles and thus is moved on from the club.

The manager J.S.Melvin stated the following: "Koolmeister is a true example of toxic mentality that I can't stand for."

Sören Koolmeister is moved on after getting Man of Match in his first ever professional game, scoring a free-kick from the edge of the box and leading his team to victory.

After the game Sören was found sobbing behind the stadium, but our sources indicate that it was nothing but an act, since he was seen drinking mojitos with a plastic straw just two hours after the league game.

Sören's mom (and agent) declines to comment.